Madigator

Like an alligator, but not. This blog represents the satirical hilarity of life.

I drive a minivan. It is pimpin.


P.S. I have a deep love for puns, mac and cheese, and giraffes. I might be addicted to redddit.

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

(via tyleroakley)

bigbangtheory-fan:

I did something that will either make me look like a lovable goof or a horrible monster damned to spend eternity in hell.

rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: neptunain, via awkward-lee)