Madigator

Like an alligator, but not. This blog represents the satirical hilarity of life.

I drive a minivan. It is pimpin.


P.S. I have a deep love for puns, mac and cheese, and giraffes. I might be addicted to redddit.

theribos:

I’m watching conspiracy theory vids on youtube and this guy is trying to prove the moon isn’t real and I’m just like yeah man fuck the moon it’s so fake

  • Bae: Come over
  • Me: I'm in me mum's car
  • Bae: My parents aren't home
  • Me: Broom Broom
mfnvu:

elionking:

onlyblackgirl:

immortal-lord-godsmoke:

answeringmysister:

blkmartian:

saintwerewolf:

bankuei:


losthopesandfadeddreams:

be-blackstar:

"their chicken is really spicy" "beware, the injera is spicy""the water is spicy" 

"the air was spicy"


"The staff was very rude"
"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"
"They gave me chopsticks"

"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"
"The staff didn’t speak English"

"The chair was spicy""The ice was spicy"

"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star

'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star

"Went to this ethiopian restaurant and they expected me to actually eat with my hands. Offended. 1/2 star" 

"they only had Asian employees. I feel like they may have discriminatory hiring practices"

"The orange chicken wasn’t as authentic as PF Changs."

mfnvu:

elionking:

onlyblackgirl:

immortal-lord-godsmoke:

answeringmysister:

blkmartian:

saintwerewolf:

bankuei:

losthopesandfadeddreams:

be-blackstar:

"their chicken is really spicy" 
"beware, the injera is spicy"
"the water is spicy" 

"the air was spicy"

"The staff was very rude"

"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"

"They gave me chopsticks"

"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"

"The staff didn’t speak English"

"The chair was spicy"
"The ice was spicy"

"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star

'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star


"Went to this ethiopian restaurant and they expected me to actually eat with my hands. Offended. 1/2 star" 

"they only had Asian employees. I feel like they may have discriminatory hiring practices"

"The orange chicken wasn’t as authentic as PF Changs."

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rain2105:

xviqueenkayy:

epicallyfunny:

Let’s play a game! Which one are you?

TV ADDICT - You know you’re a serious TV addict when you can relate to all 10 GIFs in this gallery! How many can you relate to? VIEW GALLERY [x]

TOO LAZY TO FUNCTION - Only real sloths will be able to relate to all 10 GIFs in this gallery. How lazy are you? VIEW GALLERY [x]

MUSIC IS LIFE - If you love music, then this one is for you! VIEW GALLERY [x]

FRIENDS ARE THE BEST - Everyone has that one friend who together have done at least half of the stuff in this gallery. How many are you and your friend? VIEW GALLERY [x]

ALWAYS HUNGRY - Food is life. Is your life consumed by food too? How many can you relate to in this galleryVIEW GALLERY [x]

Reblog and let us know which one speaks to your soul the most!

Always Hungry && ’ Too Lazy To Function 💁

all of the above

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