Like an alligator, but not. This blog represents the satirical hilarity of life.

I drive a minivan. It is pimpin.

P.S. I have a deep love for puns, mac and cheese, and giraffes. I might be addicted to redddit.


ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far

(via awkward-lee)