Madigator

Like an alligator, but not. This blog represents the satirical hilarity of life.

I drive a minivan. It is pimpin.


P.S. I have a deep love for puns, mac and cheese, and giraffes. I might be addicted to redddit.

dekutree:

how do we get her to congress?

(Source: aubbae, via condom)

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

this sounds like what my mother said i did to her

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

this sounds like what my mother said i did to her

(Source: malformalady, via tyleroakley)

miche3000 asked: Willam I can't tell you how much I love the new song and music video! Went and bought the song immediately and have it on repeat, the chorus is so damn catchy. I'll have it in my head for weeks, just like I did with "Rupologize." It looks like you, Alaska and Courtney have a blast together. I don't really have a question, I just want to express my love for you. I also didn't want to ask a painfully dumb question and get read for filth. Lots of love xoxo

willambelli:

You have terrible taste in music and your iTunes has feline AIDS.

WILLAM