I’m watching conspiracy theory vids on youtube and this guy is trying to prove the moon isn’t real and I’m just like yeah man fuck the moon it’s so fake
- Bae: Come over
- Me: I'm in me mum's car
- Bae: My parents aren't home
- Me: Broom Broom
"their chicken is really spicy"
"beware, the injera is spicy"
"the water is spicy"
"the air was spicy"
"The staff was very rude"
"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"
"They gave me chopsticks"
"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"
"The staff didn’t speak English"
"The chair was spicy"
"The ice was spicy"
"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star
'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star
"Went to this ethiopian restaurant and they expected me to actually eat with my hands. Offended. 1/2 star"
"they only had Asian employees. I feel like they may have discriminatory hiring practices"
"The orange chicken wasn’t as authentic as PF Changs."